PDFNJ targets new potential victims of alcohol abuse

MILLBURN – The Partnership for a Drug-Free New Jersey has announced today that they will be designing a series of public service campaigns to address a new constituency that have been placed in a situation that encourages alcohol abuse.

Based on a story from the Associated Press, vulnerable turkeys in New Hampshire are being force fed beer as a flavor enhancer, without concern of potential consequences associated with binge drinking.

“The Partnership for a Drug-Free New Jersey prides itself on responding to the trends in substance abuse no matter who the victims may be,” said Angelo M. Valente, Executive Director of the Partnership for a Drug-Free New Jersey. “We are wishing you and yours a happy and healthy Thanksgiving.”

The Partnership for a Drug-Free New Jersey is warning all citizens to be on the lookout for turkeys under the influence in and around the Thanksgiving Day Parade. 


Today's blog is satirical in nature. Have a happy and safe Thanksgiving!

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